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2006-08-16T14:58:23Z

avagadrosnumber @ 2006-08-11T20:34:00

2006-08-12T00:44:18Z

hi every1!!! today is my birfday!!! i am tweny for yeers old now. i selebrated by going to sentral park and playing the noveltey flyeing disk game with my boyfrend. we also played with the ducs and maybe gees, one of them only had haf a beek and it was kinda scaree lookin!! then ther was a rat!!! it snugled with the sleepin ducs a littel and ran away. i see rats on the subway alot but never in the park befor. sumtimes i wish i was a rat to, so i culd play wit them in teh subways. they have lots o---wow!!! i am waching teevee and ted danson got so old!!! i remembur when he was yunger and more hansome like on cheers. i wasnt akshully born yet when the show was on teevee but i wuld wach it wit my parents a lot. i am waching amerikas funiest home videos, its not home videos anymor but just all kinds of videos. the littel girl droped her sppider man doll in the toylet and startid crieing because the brown goblin won, until her mommee fished the doll out of the toylet.

avagadrosnumber @ 2006-05-11T19:18:00

2006-05-11T23:21:33Z

i loooove mat. he is soooo kind and soooo sweete. he gets my blud pumpin. he says he is the pikachu to my ash. i am curently lownging on his big pink footon waching him play gamboy with traci. i wish i had a gamboy so i coud kech em all to. uh oh i wante to put a eksklamashun poit there to showe how eksited am abowt it all byt i dunno y i cant. well i gess im gonna get back to the footon now, class is ovr for the sumer and i have lots of tyme to sit on pink footons.

avagadrosnumber @ 2006-03-20T16:13:00

2006-03-20T21:29:12Z

hi everywon! i kno its been a long tyme but things in my life have been prety crazy for the last yeer and a haf. i gess i will tell u all wut is going on in my life sinse i was in kollege.

this weekend i fownd out that the rushins discovered a knew chemical element and it made me sad becuse i am prowd to be a amerikan and i dont want the rushins to pass us in the chemical wepons race.

did u kno i still study chemistry?? i do!!!! i am geting a PHD in chemistry at this rilly good skool in new york city. even thoh i have been here for a wile now i am stil not shure how i got in. i think its becuse i am from a poor portugeez family in the slums of suthern masachusets (i dont kno how 2 spel that). somtimes i am tyred of scool and i think i will stop soon. i wont get 2 be a profesor in a kollege but i can still help make chemical wepons and that is so importan to me.

otherweys things are prety much the same with me. i still love chemistry. tho now that i live in the city i desided to start drinking alkohol and having sex with boys. somtimes i do both at the same time!!!!! i dont even rilly like to spend that much tyme with my frends anymor becase why do that when u can get drunk and fool around wit underage boys??? yea i thouht so!

avagadrosnumber @ 2005-08-05T16:18:00

2005-08-05T20:18:57Z

i convulse alot and have a receeding hareline!!!! now i can be more like sonia!!!!

skool's out!

2004-05-18T19:02:02Z

hi everyone, long time no update i no but i've been really busy. i found out with a week left of school that i needed to write a thesys in order to get a kemistry degree, so i had to spend a lot of time in the lab. well i did not really have to, i just had a real excuse to do it now.

so i rote my thesys and then i had a few dayes to do nothing, so i tried to have fun but i forgot how so i didn't.

on sundaye (the one that just hapened) i gradumated from college. i don't know if i told you or not but i am going to grad skool in new york city at a skool called kolumbia, they are payeing me to go their so i guess they must relly like me. but i am not going there until august so until them i am going to watch alot of telivishun and tutor kids in speling.

i am still in rochester until tuesdaye or wensdaye though because i am practicly a jeuw and need to work more so i can have more monye. dont tell anywon but when i watch that movie the believer i fantasize about that guy because he is so hawt and jeuwish. i had to move out of my dorm so i am staying with drew (my boyfrend) until i leave. i'll leave the rest of the detayles up to your imaginashun ;) ;) ;)

avagadrosnumber @ 2003-11-23T17:50:00

2003-11-23T23:00:35Z

I'm having an internnal crisis. this morning I watched 'Silense of the Lambs' which i was really excited about and I've been doing impresions of Buffallo Bill for days now (I'm really good at it). so today we watched it, and I just cant get over how hilarius the part is when the transvestight cereal killer tucks his penis under and makes it look like he has no penis. and now I have so much work to do for the rest of the day but all I really want to do is stand naked in front of a full length mirror with my penis tucked back and say "ohhh! ooohhhhh! ohh!" and prance around. i can't wait til I'm a profesor so I have more free time to do this at my liesure. so far today i have been getting by by just talking in the voice and calling people it instead of the proper gender pronoun. they think its funny, but i don"t think they realize what a thrill it gives me.

yesturday i saw these old school mental hygene films at eastman. they were kind of funny but it made me sad too because I wish I'd had these kinds of films to help guide me in life when I was in high school. thogh i felt kind of bad during the one about social class, because the girl who was the maid in the rich people's house was my mom. i hope none of my freinds noticed!

avagadrosnumber @ 2003-10-22T00:20:00

2003-10-22T04:28:17Z

this past week has been the best week of my life. i'm going to be so sad when it all ends tomorrow. i had my GREs today and have been spending the last week doing nothing but studying for them. mostly i studyed vocab words which was hard because i'm not good at reading, but studying for the math parts was really fun, even though i don't have to because i'm a math whiz kid. i even got to discuss various mathimatical principals with jenny, it was so cool to be able to talk about what is really important to me with someone close to me. usualy people just don't understand what math means to me.

anyway i was so depressed during the GRE because this happy period of my life was almost over, that i don't think i did as well on it as i had hoped. i might have to go to grad school at a non ivy league school!! i don't know if i would be able to live with myself if my life sunk to that low of a level.

but then i cheered up some more because i remembered i have a exam in my graduate chemistry class tomorrow, and it's been a while since i got to sit down with a nice chemistry book and my model kit. i plan on studying into the night, to try and hold onto this feeling as long as i can. because after my exam tomorrow morning, i am going to have nothing to study for for days! i have to go to new york city with some radio station kids for this music 'confrence' where all we really do is watch bands. i hate going to shows when i can be studying!!

six-hundred-thousand-one....

2003-09-17T02:06:29Z

Oh boy, oh boy!

i luve the periodic table.
what joye it brings too me.

five-hundred-thousand-twenty-three....

2003-09-07T20:31:36Z

Oh joy! i juste gott passed half a million. i'm so happi. anyways. i'm back at the unaversety of rochestar. study math i am. sow, aniways, today i made an algarithm to get passed level 344 in donkey kong...you know, the hidden level. and ted is to stupide too execute the correct sequence of left, right, left left, long right, A, B, Left Down, sow i have to do it my selfe.

then i was thinking if i ever met gawd and i coulde ask him won question, i wood ask him if pi really did go awn for ever. that's so crazy. just thinke.

ok, untel necst time...

five-hundred-thousand-twenty-five....

avagadrosnumber @ 2003-07-30T21:36:00

2003-07-31T01:42:12Z

my REU is over. my last day of work was on friday but i had to stay a few extra days to rite a paper. my friends in the lab understand that it is harder for me to use non-mathimatical languages so they gave me a few extra dayes to rite. i also had to give a presentation with powerpoint but it was ok cuz they all reconize my genuis and understand that i make a valuble addition to there team. i'm really sad to go home becaus now i have almost a whole month with no science in my life but i have a lot of textbooks under my bed ( next to my stash) that i will look at whenever i feel lonley. i am also going to visit sonia for a few days which will be really fun because she is the only person in the world who doesn't think i'm a flaming homosexual.

one-hundred-thousand-twenty-six (getting there!)

2003-07-24T14:32:37Z

so i woke up and solved andrew's
livejournal post. it was so fucking
easy. i didn't even have to find
the determinate of the function, i
just followed the line to the end.

...see ya, i've gotta goto work
then hurry home to continue drinking
uhhhh, counting...bottles.

avagadrosnumber @ 2003-07-22T20:34:00

2003-07-23T00:41:13Z

today i started reading a book. usually i dont like books because they dont have many numberrs in them (except the pages) or calclulus symbols, but this book is about my personal idoll, queen latifah. i read for a few hours when i got home from the lab but because i somtimes for get how to read since i dont do it very often, and the bottle of gin hidden under my roomate's bed was distracting me, i only got through the first chapter. its really inspireing, about how you cant keep yourself down just because you grew up as a black girl in the inner city. i totally know what she's talking about, cause i grew up in a similar situation ecxept i was an inteligent boy surrounded by white trash. i'm not going to let the tawnts of my peers hold me back any longer. i cant wait to be at MIT where i belong!

avagadrosnumber @ 2003-07-21T17:09:00

2003-07-21T21:11:35Z

wow, this summer is great. i work over 40 hours a week at a chem lab and then i get to come home and do math all evening! my room mate is way cooler than me so i just stay at home while she goes out and gets drunk and sluts it up, buti get to pick her up from the bars somtimes. i'm so glad my apartment doesn't have any gin to distract me from my math. if there's naything i like more than math, its gin.